Subject: Help Desk

> Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
> Customer: A white one...
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> Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
> Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
> Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
> Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry...
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> Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
> Customer: Your left or my left?
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> Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
> Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
> Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
> Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates d*** it!
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> Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
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> Customer: I have problems printing in red...
> Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
> Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.
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> Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
> Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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> Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
> Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
> Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
> Customer: Okay.
> Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
> Customer: Yes.
> Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
> Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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> Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
> Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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> A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
> Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
> Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
> Customer: Five stars.
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> Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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> Helpdesk: How may I help you?
> Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
> Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
> Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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