Hair-eotypes“What does a blonde owl say? What? What?” “What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.” “How do you know when a redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet.”...
Jan 24, 2008
Laura on Life: Guitars and Tortured AnimalsMy son recently got a new guitar so the air in our house has rung with sounds that barely resemble chords...
Jan 11, 2008
Laura on Life: Beyond My ControlThere is a fast-food restaurant in our town that is famous mostly for its chicken sandwiches. Maybe you’ve heard of it: Chick-fil-A. For you northern readers: I’m not making that up...
Dec 27, 2007
Laura on Life: Resistance LingerieOther than a bag of Oreos, gravity is a woman’s worst enemy...
Dec 18, 2007
Laura on Life: No Footsteps to FollowWell, if you don't like I Love Lucy, try the other two channels...
Dec 7, 2007
Laura on Life: Alien Gender IssuesI don’t think that any interstellar theories like the popular Venus/Mars thing can completely explain the crossed wires that can occur between men and women here on Earth...
Dec 3, 2007
Laura on Life: Brad Pitt and Arm PitsI was drifting along on an ethereal cloud of pastel colors. Then he was there – George Clooney…or maybe it was Brad Pitt...
Nov 27, 2007
Laura on Life: Rope Swings & Flying PotatoesMy husband is part genius, and part closet redneck. He’s kind of a cross between Bill Nye the Science Guy and Larry the Cable Guy...
Oct 29, 2007
Laura on Life: Legos Are The EnemyRed, white and blue stand for freedom in these United States. Legos may be mostly red, white and blue (with a touch of yellow, black and grey), but… it’s a cover. I live in a war-zone called Lego-ville...
Oct 19, 2007
Laura on Life: Bullies and Super SoakersSixth grade is the equivalent of boot camp for many students. There are so many hormones attacking these receptive bodies that it truly is a wonder that any of them make it out alive...
Oct 9, 2007
Laura on Life: Water Park WedgieWater parks are great fun for kids, slim people, and fat people. For us neurotic, middle-aged, wild and crazy wannabes, it’s pure torture...
Sep 25, 2007
Laura on Life: My DaughterOut of five children, I only have one girl. She is the reason that I’m not stark raving mad...
Sep 17, 2007
Local Author and Humorist To Make Appearance on October 25thThey say that laughter is the best medicine. So if you find that you're a little low this month on your share, then you absolutely must visit City Hall in Cumming this Tuesday, October 25th, for a healthy dose or two...
Oct 24, 2005
Just For Fun...These interesting little facts might not be vital information, but they'll surely make your conversations a little more interesting...
Oct 6, 2005
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over...A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition...
Jul 7, 2005