Hair-eotypes

“What does a blonde owl say? What? What?” “What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.” “How do you know when a redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet.”...
Jan 24, 2008

Laura on Life: Guitars and Tortured Animals

My son recently got a new guitar so the air in our house has rung with sounds that barely resemble chords...
Jan 11, 2008

Laura on Life: Beyond My Control

There is a fast-food restaurant in our town that is famous mostly for its chicken sandwiches.  Maybe you’ve heard of it:  Chick-fil-A.  For you northern readers:  I’m not making that up...
Dec 27, 2007

Laura on Life: Resistance Lingerie

Other than a bag of Oreos, gravity is a woman’s worst enemy...
Dec 18, 2007

Laura on Life: No Footsteps to Follow

“Well, if you don'’t like I Love Lucy, try the other two channels...”
Dec 7, 2007

Laura on Life: Alien Gender Issues

I don’t think that any interstellar theories like the popular Venus/Mars thing can completely explain the crossed wires that can occur between men and women here on Earth...
Dec 3, 2007

Laura on Life: Brad Pitt and Arm Pits

I was drifting along on an ethereal cloud of pastel colors.  Then he was there – George Clooney…or maybe it was Brad Pitt...
Nov 27, 2007

Laura on Life: Rope Swings & Flying Potatoes

My husband is part genius, and part closet redneck.  He’s kind of a cross between Bill Nye the Science Guy and Larry the Cable Guy...
Oct 29, 2007

Laura on Life: Legos Are The Enemy

Red, white and blue stand for freedom in these United States.  Legos may be mostly red, white and blue (with a touch of yellow, black and grey), but… it’s a cover.  I live in a war-zone called Lego-ville...
Oct 19, 2007

Laura on Life: Bullies and Super Soakers

Sixth grade is the equivalent of boot camp for many students.  There are so many hormones attacking these receptive bodies that it truly is a wonder that any of them make it out alive...
Oct 9, 2007

Laura on Life: Water Park Wedgie

Water parks are great fun for kids, slim people, and fat people.  For us neurotic, middle-aged, wild and crazy wannabes, it’s pure torture...
Sep 25, 2007

Laura on Life: My Daughter

Out of five children, I only have one girl.  She is the reason that I’m not stark raving mad...
Sep 17, 2007

Local Author and Humorist To Make Appearance on October 25th

They say that laughter is the best medicine. So if you find that you're a little low this month on your share, then you absolutely must visit City Hall in Cumming this Tuesday, October 25th, for a healthy dose or two...
Oct 24, 2005

Just For Fun...

These interesting little facts might not be vital information, but they'll surely make your conversations a little more interesting...
Oct 6, 2005

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over...

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition...
Jul 7, 2005